Oh, you like Batman? *Follows*
Anonymous asked: How do you know you love Erica?
Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime (;
Me trying to flirt: so do you like bread
skankpatrol: Can we cuddle? In just our underwear, so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I’ll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. I’ll start nibbling on your neck a bit harder. You’ll watch in horror as i transform into a great white shark. I’ll then proceed to bite down on...